Re-usable Contract (for Assange) to participate
Consented Sex with a Swedish Adult
Caution!
The experience you are about to enjoy
might not be to your expectations!
I am doing everything in my hands to provide you with a perfect experience, by taking this time, as always, the maximum care to each possible detail.
However, many things could occur in the process that limit the quality or time of the experience you have heard so many wonders of.
Bear in mind that at no point, before, during or after the experience, the highest safety standards will be put in stake, and that should the even occur that safety of any kind is breached due to the manufacturer’s cause of the object(s) used, I cannot be liable of such faults.
Moreover, the experience you are about to enjoy does not imply in any way any sort of compromise from my part to indulge in further or repeated deliveries of the experience
(at least today)
In order to provide you with a great experience every time, and to assure the best service afterwards, everything will be recorded in video for your benefit.
By participating in the experience that you are about to enjoy, you are agreeing to transfer the copyright to me.
If, even with all our care, you think that I could have done more to deliver to you a better experience to the level have had notice of, you can always file a complaint that I will be glad to address as soon as I can.
And last, and most important; you have the right to withdraw consent at any moment, please say loudly the sentence “I withdraw consent” if you can voice it, or clearly do the gestures in international sign language gestures (shown behind) otherwise.
The signers underneath declare to consent in perfect use of their reasoning capabilities and that they meet all the criteria required by the law to have consented adult sex:
Name (or telephone number) | Date (*) (*) put “” if it is the same | Signature |
Enjoy!
[elgermen@gmail.com, CC-by-sa, 10.01.10]
